Hokkien Titanic
Scene 1:
Jack: Hey siao eh? Me teach you an chua fly, want or not? (Hey, I teach you how to fly, want or not?)
Rose: Mai lah. I scare leh. (Don't want lah. I scare)
Jack: No need scare leh, lai i teach you. (Don't need scared leh, Come, I teach you)
Rose: Don't lar, me really scare leh.
Jack: Lai lar, stand on the railing,then I hug you. (Come lar, stand on the railing, then I hug you)
Rose: Like that huh?
Jack: Yah, then hor, spread ur arms...Wah lau eh, why so smelly one?
Rose: Kan ni na...You say my armpit smell ah!
Jack: Wah I bey tar han already lar! (wah, I cannot stand it already lar)
Jack fainted & both fell into the sea..
Scene 2:
One fine day, late at night, Jack Duakang was on the deck of Titanic when he heard some loud footsteps. He looked to see what was going on, and he saw a super chio about to jump off the deck. He walked over and tried to persuade her not to jump.
Jack: Chio eh, lee si an zua? So late dun sleep do what? What's your name? (Chio eh, what are you doing? So late don sleep do what? What's your name?)
Rose: My name is Mei Ku, but people call me Rose.
Jack: Nah Beh...Why you so chio, but your name like the mamasan at Zhong Guo Chen (China City).
Rose: Shut up lah you, I now want to jump.
Jack: Why jump? Siao ah you, so chio jump for what?
Rose: Aiyah why you so kaypo? I jump you jump?
Jack: Wah lau, don't lah aiyah.
So Jack continued to persuade her for a few hours.
After three hours...
Jack: Eh don't jump leh, don't lah,siao ah you?
Rose: Aiya, you talk for three hours liao, buay sian meh?? (Aiya, you talk for 3 hours already, not sian meh?)
Jack: Ya lor, i think oso a bit sian liao. So, please lah, don't jump lah..
Rose: Shut-up I am really jumping liao.
Jack was tired, so he stopped persuading...
Rose: I really jump ah, really ah? Really ah? Really leh. I am not joking leh, I jump ah!!!
Jack was very du lan after wasting so much time. So, he kicked Rose's KaCheng (backside) and sent her into her waterygrave.
Jack: Nah Beh, want to jump, jump lah.NAh beh waste my time.
Then Jack turned around and he saw the second most beautiful girl on the ship...
Jack: Oei chio eh, what's your name?
Hibiscus: Me Hibiscus lor. I saw you kick my sister.Hahahahahahhh! Thank you hor. She always steal my boyfriends one.
So Jack and Hibiscus live happily everafter.........
funny Titanic story!hahaha.....
I did not study much today. I went out with my sister, her husband and my brother. In the afternoon, we went down to Bugis Junction to have Seoul Garden for our lunch. We reach there at about 12pm and left the place at about 2pm. We did not stay long there.
After which, we went shop. Then we went down to Sim Lim Square. I got a external hard disk with 160GB memory for $152. I do not really care much either. Maybe I should put it this way. I pay that myself, and since it is bought, I should just accept the fact that it is bought and not question if it is worthwhile or not.
After shopping, we went back home. It was already near 4pm. Then I went to do my work while my sister, her husband, my dad and mum went down to my sister's house to see how the renovation is.
Then my sister came back with my dad and mum. My sister's husband brought my niece down to the playground to play. I continue to study and do my work. I realize that I had totally forgotten about the work and everything I studied in the past 6 weeks. I am so disappointed in myself. It is time for me to buck up and work hard!
Now that I realize, my family have a common practice. Regardless is my dad, my mum, my eldest sister, my elder sister, anyone in the family, they practice something called FAVORITISM. Regardless the young one or old one, they all practice that.
I felt so numb about all that. I stop feeling anything about what is happening in the house. I do not know is that good or bad? I stop getting involved in the family matter. I stop feeling hurt. I stop talking much in the house. I stop. I do not wish to talk about it either. I am in no position to speak either.
I feel so lonely in the family. I felt so lonely in the world. Suddenly I lost all the family warmth. I do not feel the warmth any more. I felt coldness in the family. I feel that the house is only a shelter. It does not keep my heart in like before. I do not feel the sense of belonging.
My brother wanted to get a new MP3 player. My sister is going to get one for him. Should I feel happy for him? Maybe I should. I am so happy for my brother. Early congrats, hope you can get the one you wanted.
I should start studying. However, I cannot seem to concentrate. Everything cannot get into my mind. How I wish I can forget everything and start studying. Can someone help me get through my mind and get everything in? Please?
I saw Jolene online yesterday and today. She went to school for all the online revision and tutorials. I felt so lazy. She is so hard working and doing all the online herself. As for me, I am relying on others for it to happen. Can I rely on others for results too?
Jolene got together with Xiang Ling now. They are lovely. And of course, I would start joking Jolene about it. For today and yesterday, Xiang Ling accompanied Jolene to school while she goes to school to do work. I am kind of the envy. There is not a need I know. I have one myself and I should be glad for everything that is going on. Thanks so much for putting Jolene and Xiang Ling together. Hope that they have a good time together. Hope that they would forever together! Jia You!
Jia You everyone. Common test is getting nearer and nearer each day. Good luck. Those who cannot concentrate, hope that they can get over what is in their mind and clear it for common test. Good luck.
P.S. Dear, can you study? Stop playing a fool now. Start studying can? I know that you do not like to study. However, I really wish that you can study and do well for your test and exams, rather than complaining after the paper. Can? Please?
Now that I have found the song, many people get to have the song too. I sent it to a couple of people already. That song is so nice that many people wanted it.
P.S. Uncle Zhiyuan, who say that there is no good Singapore singer? Redwan Ali is one of them!
A lot Singapore drama or movie's English song is sang by him, Redwan Ali. It is a sad thing that he does not come out with soundtrack or album. If not, I believe that many people would go and buy it. Or should I say 1 person buy and send it among their friends?
The Chinese drama, Mars VS Venus (幸福双人床), is coming to an end. The last episode is this Monday, which is tomorrow. I am so sad. That would be the last time Stella and I would be gossiping about the show. I am so sad! Tomorrow's episode is going to be so nice! I cannot wait for tomorrow to come.
The show is about eight men and women who try to find matrimonial happiness despite the vastly different views that threaten ever so often to upset the fragile balance.
The show features 4 different couple. The first one is Wenjing (Huang Biren) and Steven (Tay Ping Hui). The second one is Ziling (Jesseca Liu) and William (Pierre Png). The third couple is Carman (May Phua) and Hanns (Cavin Soh) . Lastly is Yulian (Aileen Tan) and Ah Wu (Chen Tianwen).
Wenjing VS Steven
They gad a shot-gun wedding when Wenjing became pregnant. They had been fighting everyday since then. They stayed married for 8 years and had a son (who is so cute!) and a daughter.
Steven loves to gamble. So his wife handles his monthly salary. Steven's mother, Yayu (Li Yinzhu), is displeased that Wenjing has full control of her son's finances. Many times, she instigates Steven to steal the money when Wenjing refuses to hand him the money for investment.
Yayu arranges for Steven to meet up with his ex-girlfriend, Aimei (Le Yao), the bitch that Stella and I would scold and gossip about. Wenjing sees through Yayu's plot and handles the situation gracefully. However, the attractive Aimei becomes a cause of concern for Wenjing, who begins to pay more attention to her appearance. She goes to a make-over session on a TV programme, which unfortunately happens at the same time her son Wenwen is admitted to hospital for diarrhoea.
Mistakenly believing that his wife has become too vain to care for the children, Steven crumbles under the pressure from work and family issues, and has an affair with Aimei. When Wenjing finds out, the devastation becomes too great for her to accept and she files for divorce. She picks herself up and starts afresh. With the realization that men and women are very different in terms of mentality and lifestyle habits, she then tries to see things from a man’s point of view as often as she can.
After losing his wife, Steven realizes how good she really was. After finding out that Steven is in financial difficulty, Aimei rents out her apartment and moves in with Steven. She does everything she can to please Yayu but secretly abuses Wenwen. Steven initially thinks that Aimei is a gentle and virtuous lady and that he is very lucky to have her; however, he slowly finds out that women are all the same. In fact, Aimei is even worse than Wenjing! Despite this, Steven accepts Aimei for who she is and he begins to understand the differences between men and women, and starts to make compromises.
Wenjing works hard to make more money to fight for custody of her two children. When she finds out that Aimei is ill-treating Wenwen, she takes the children away immediately. Steven learns of the abuse and furiously breaks off the relationship with Aimei. Aimei confronts Wenjing and a huge quarrel ensues. In her anger, Aimei tries to hit Wenjing but Steven steps in to shield Wenjing. He begs Wenjing to return to his side, and to let the children have a happy family once again. Wenjing is uncertain of what to do..
Ziling VS William
Wenjing and Steven once crashed Ziling (Jesseca Liu) and William's (Pierre Png) marriage registration ceremony in a minor car accident. The four become friends through this incident.
Ziling and William are a loving couple and live together with William's elder sister, Yulian (Aileen Tan). Ziling was a beauty queen and currently works as a model. Uncomfortable with the fact that many men leer at Ziling with lecherous intentions, William tries various ways to talk his wife out of working. Ziling has had many quarrels with William over this matter. Eventually, she meets a man with ulterior motives and is finally convinced that her husband is right. She gives up her job and becomes a lady of leisure. Ziling and William's happy marriage is a cause of envy for Yulian, who does not have a love life. They also incur jealousy in Carman (May Phua).
Carman is a widow whose husband Shi Renchun died in another woman's arms. Renchun left a huge sum of money for Carman on the condition that she cannot remarry. From then onwards, Carman indulges herself in material goods in a futile attempt to buy herself happiness. William’s friend Hanns (Cavin Soh) pities Carman for her loneliness and longing for love. He slowly falls in love with her.
Ziling advises Carman not to waste her life away. This well-meaning advice damages Carman's ego and her jealousy of Ziling's happiness pushes her to seduce William. While William is in Shanghai for business, Carman follows him there and takes suggestive videos with him. William is furious and reprimands Carman. Incensed, she edits the footage to frame him.
Hanns warns William not to tell Ziling about it because women are paranoid and Ziling would never believe him. Hanns gets in touch with Carman and deletes the footage from her computer. When Carman finds out, she angrily retorts that she has the footage in her mobile phone and that she is going to show it to Ziling. She realises the error of her ways at the last minute and does not go ahead. However, a strange twist of fate results in Ziling viewing the footage of William kissing Carman.
Ziling is devastated and tries to commit suicide. When that fails, she insists on divorcing William. Carman regrets her actions. With help from Hanns, she shows Ziling the real, unedited footage. With the misunderstanding cleared, Ziling and William are back together, closer than ever. But soon, the couple faces another adversity in their married life..
Carman VS Hanns
Carman has lost her best friend and everyone else frowns upon what she has done. Carman regrets her actions, especially when she witnesses Ziling trying to kill herself. The only person who stays by her side is Hanns. But Carman realises that Hanns continually borrows money from her and it turns out to be a scam! Carman doesn’t trust men and suspects that Hanns is only after her for her money and not because he really loves her..
Yulian VS Ah Wu
Yulian is envious of those who are in love. She runs a dessert stall and a middle-aged man would come and have a bowl of sesame seed paste everyday at 4pm. This man isn't very good-looking and doesn’t say very much; Yulian thus nicknames him Ah Wu (Chen Tianwen).
Yulian's first boyfriend, a two-timer when they were dating, is getting married. He comes to the dessert stall to invite Yulian for his wedding just to embarrass her. Ah Wu comes to Yulian's rescue by pretending to be her boyfriend and even rounds up people for an impromptu toasting session. This totally changes Yulian's impression of Ah Wu.
Ah Wu learns from Yulian that she hates wealthy people and thus does not dare to tell her that he is in fact the boss of a large shoe business. Once, Yulian breaks the heel of her shoes and Ah Wu promptly gets someone to deliver 27 pairs of shoes to Yulian. Life is suddenly less mundane when she realises she has a secret admirer!
She tries every way to find out the latter's identity and even mistakes Ah Wu’s assistant as the secret admirer. Ah Wu, thinking that Yulian may not like him because he is too old, does not dare to confess his feelings to her anymore.
One day, Yulian runs into Ah Wu's assistant on the street with his wife and child. She flies into a rage and rains blows on him. Ah Wu's assistant then exposes the fact that Ah Wu is the secret admirer, and that Ah Wu is the real boss of the company. Yulian curses Ah Wu for hiding the truth from her deliberately.
However, when Ah Wu disappears and cannot be contacted, she begins to miss him. People tell Yulian that she has let an eligible bachelor slip out of her hands and that she will never get a chance like that again. Yulian thus begins to feel extremely regretful..
**The above information is from http://ch8.mediacorptv.com/shows/drama/view/850/1/.html **
That is so much for all the story telling. My common test is coming in like 1 weeks time. I would be having papers on Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. I am so happy that the last paper would be in the morning. That means I can go out and play.
It is time for me to start studying. Take care everyone. Do not fall sick =)
P.S. Dear, I am sorry about yesterday. I know I should not have said those things. I know that I wasn't like that in the past. I am sorry. I would not say. I promise..
Would you be there?
If I were blue, would you be there for me,
And whisper in my ear that’s ok.
Would you stand by me, let me hold you tight,
And say you love me one more time.
If I feel good, would you slow dance with me,
And touch my lips with tender loving care
Would you die for me, would you run with me,
And never look back..
Would you be there to love, to be with me?
Would you swear that your love is always true?
Would you say that you'll always be the one,
to take my breath away?
Would you be there to love, to be with me?
Would you swear that your love is always true?
Would you say that you'll always be the one,
to take my breath away?
Would you be there..
If I will wait, would you still think of me,
And wished that you can hold me now.
Would you die for me, would you run with me,
All the way..
Would you be there to love, to be with me?
Would you swear that your love is always true?
Would you say that you'll always be the one,
to take my breath away?
Would you be there to save my soul tonight?
Would you swear that your love is always true?
Would you say that you’ll always be there,
to kiss my pain away?
Would you be there to love, to be with me?
Would you swear that your love is always true?
Would you say that you'll always be the one,
to take my breath away?
Would you be there to save my soul tonight?
Would you swear that your love is always true?
Would you say that you’ll always be there,
to kiss my pain away?
Would you be there, for me..
**lyrics may not be the actual one**
by MediaCorp music producer Redwan Ali.
Ending song of the show Mars vs Venus.
I FOUND THE SONG! OH NO! I AM SO HAPPY! I AM DAMN DAMN DAMN HAPPY! SOMEONE STOP ME!!
After weeks of finding, I finally found the song, "Would you be there" by redwan ali. I am so happy. Thanks Nicholas (though I do not know you, thanks so much for uploading it.)
And of course, I must thanks uncle Zhiyuan for the endless looking for the song.
Thanks so much everyone! I love this song so much!!
ARGH!! I AM SO GOING CRAZY!!
Short and sweet and simple. Common test is coming and yes, I am now chionging. Not much time to blog either. Take care people! I will blog 2 weeks later from now. See ya! Change my blog skin and posted many many photos. Jia You everyone!!
